The Entire World Is A Jagoff When I’m Sick


I spent the past 2 days being sick.  Given that, I have determined that there should be a law about making medication packages easier to open.  Below is what I wrote while I was laying in bed.

I would appreciate it if someone would come over and disconnect my head from  my body. Where’s Dr. Kevorkian when ya need him?

In the meantime, I can’t get the medicine (to make me feel better) open!!!  These damn things are “Kanye West In A Bad Mood Toward A Paparazzi Proof”  on a GOOD day and, when I’m sick, I barely have enough energy to press the PREV/CHANNEL button on the remote to flick between Ellen and Price is Right, let alone tear open these stupid foil, bubble thingies.

To every medicine manufacturer…could ya please package medicine in something that opens a little easier – like those crappy styrofoam take-out containers from the local breakfast diner??  They ALWAYS open ….especially when I’m simply grabbing it to get it out of the car and it spills my left-over home fries all over my front seat, YA JAGOFFs!

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4 thoughts on “The Entire World Is A Jagoff When I’m Sick”

  1. At least they don’t package medicine like they package those small electronics. Those things are impossible to open. I’m amazed that I still have all ten fingers.

  2. I know how you feel — I’m a little under the weather myself and I’m having trouble listening to the “relaxing” music my wife is playing. DO I SOUND IRRITABLE?!

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