Nobody wants to know how Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane broke up so I’ll tell you. They were having a romantic night in, watching some high-class poker tournament when words were had. The thirsty one, being one of the more straight talking kind of dudes, decided to leave the scurvy one in no doubt about what he was talking about:
I think I’m falling in love with Thirsty Dave, sigh . . .
So many women do!
Well, it’s best that Scurvy Jane finds out now, before she gets too used to Thirsty Dave and it’s too late.
This kind of honesty should be bottled! Oh wait…maybe it already was.
This can of honesty should be bottled! Oh wait…maybe it already was.
You obviously can’t bottle a can!
Or can you?
No, but you can can a can, if you can.
Or can you?