Today’s story is a story of a man who against the odds, conquered adversity and ended up getting his wish. We decided it was time for the entire collective to go on holiday. We had been mocking around the clock and needed to recharge our batteries. Deciding where to go wasn’t easy but Thirsty Dave wanted to go high up in the rocky mountains because it reminded him of his 764th favorite beer. To hack a long story short, the thirsty one ended up getting lost and we spent the day trying to find him without any success. Darkness was fast approaching and we were really worried as the night temperature began to set in. Thirsty Dave has always been a resourceful individual and just as the sun was going down, one of the rescue helicopters found his plea for help:
I guess I should cancel that order for a St. Bernard dog with a keg of brandy.
Shush! Don’t let the thirsty one hear you mention brandy. He REALLY likes that stuff.
Nothing like an air-drop beer run!
I must try and dig out the photos!
I’ll bet that rocky mountain beer moved way up on the rankings by the time he was rescued.
Well he was found bathing in the stuff so yeah, i think you’re spot on.
Total outdoor wisdom. Luv it.
When I think of the life of Thirsty Dave, I think his story should be immortalized in one of the opera’s that Kathy tells us about.
All we need are a composer and a librettist. It would be a hit for sure.
Hey, I’ll write the lyrics. How hard could it be?
(Which is the same thing I said before the great exploding plumbing incident of 1992.)
Careful folks, before you know it we’ll have created a masterpiece, sell it to Disney and be hated forevermore.
“Oh, sweet nectar with the frosty head how much I love youuuuuuuu……”
Thirsty Dave is a man of vision and resilience. I think his genius is underappreciated.
Thirsty Dave is a man ahead of time until it’s closing time.
He definitely had his priorities straight.
Just look at the artistry in the sober mans work.