It’s cute how Canada gets to send athletes to the Olympics just like a real country.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014
The Winter Olympics: The 2 weeks when for some reason I suddenly care if my country is the best in the world at sports I’ve never heard of.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014
Vladimir Putin opposes gays but supports Russia’s male figure skaters. You can’t have it both ways, bro.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014
Me: What do you want to do? 3-year-old: Take a nap! It took me 20 years to learn that lesson. She’s a prodigy.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014
I saw an interview where a Russian athlete said the stereotypes about his country aren’t true. He then took 4 shots of vodka & fucked a bear
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014
I guess I don’t really care if Canada beats Team USA in curling — and how did a beauty salon’s technique become a sport, anyway?