Me: Do you think Luke Skywalker is hot? Wife: No, he’s lukewarm. M: W: M: W: M: W: If you tweet that I said that, I’ll kill you.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014
No, I’m not interested in joining your workout club. I get most of my exercise by walking away from people who won’t shut up about CrossFit.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014
Me: Do I look better with a beard? Wife: I guess it does a decent job of hiding your face. Me: Wife: Were we out of paper bags?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014
My Star Wars fan club once got in a shouting match with some Star Trek guys, so, yeah, I’ve been in a gang fight.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014
You and your wife sound hilarious. Why don’t you look into producing your own reality show? Who doesn’t love unicorns?
wow that gang fight was worse than the Jets and Sharks. Was there choreography too or did you have to improvise?
It was supposed to be a Brazilian dance fight, but it ended up as more of a tango.