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Very superstitious…

March 14, 2014
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photo credit: SingChan via photopin cc

I know it’s bad luck if a black cat runs in front of you.


What if he just squats and takes a dump instead?


Good luck?

Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.) She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, "I Just Want to Be Alone" and "'You've Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,' And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room." You should buy them immediately on

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11 Responses to Very superstitious…

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    March 16, 2014 at 8:34 am

    This happened me. I’m afraid it doesn’t look good!

    • March 18, 2014 at 6:57 pm

      It was super creepy! He totally locked eyes with me when he did it, which was the worst part.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    March 15, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    It’s only bad luck if you’re the one who has to clean the litter box.

    • March 18, 2014 at 10:19 pm

      …assuming he went in the litter box!

  3. March 15, 2014 at 2:40 am

    It’s bad. Really, really, very bad.

    • March 18, 2014 at 10:25 pm

      It was so bad because the cat was crossing the street and he stopped, locked eyes with me and relieved himself. I was dumbfounded!

  4. March 15, 2014 at 1:29 am

    Shitty luck.

    • March 18, 2014 at 10:24 pm

      You always have the perfect comment to leave me speechless! This was no different. 🙂

      • March 19, 2014 at 12:13 am

        But on the other hand, maybe you scared the crap out of it!

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