You might think that you’re having a bad day. You might think that the world is massively mocking you in that annoying, point-the-finger way. You might think that you’re the most unfortunate tool in the toolbox but just remember that somewhere, someone is having a Capri Sun related incident that makes your problems pale into insignificance:
I have read that poking the wrong holes can drive people to murder. And that’s not a sex metaphor it’s a Capri Sun fact.
I’m so happy that someone else understands that there’s a whole Capri Sun underworld out there.