If you had two stories to tell me and one was about how much money you don’t make and the other was about a recurring dream where Bill Murray wakes up each morning and still doesn’t win an Oscar, lets just say, you wouldn’t get a chance to tell me about your finances or lack of. I’m not going to pretend that I care about Scurvy Jane’s skin treatment and Scurvy Jane knows this. In the same way, the scurvy one doesn’t care about my Bon Jovi hatred so I’m going to respect that and not bother her with the details. I recently got this new funky label maker that prints labels and I’ve been labeling anything that comes my way. I’m having so much fun that I think I’ll get Jill Y one for our anniversary which is sometime. Everyone should experience the joys of the label maker, well nearly everyone:
“Not excited” looks like an understatement.
Well if the cat has no tome for my label maker, then I have no time for the cat.
I think today women are very scared to celebrate themselves, because then they just get labeled.—Charlize Theron
I would quite happily take my label maker and cover Charlize Theron from head to toe in labels because that’s just the type of committed dude, I am!
Is there a label maker for my mistakes?
I once had a label maker for my mistakes, but I couldn’t get it to work right.
There are label makers for your mistakes and they come in different varieties; wife, girlfriend, God, etc!
Hope you’re good at sleeping with one eye open.
Most definitely, fear will do that to you.
I think it’s safe to assume that if you piss off a cat, you put your life in danger. That cat definitely doesn’t have a poker face. You know exactly what he is thinking!
You might think this is a bit extreme Don Don’s but I got a dog to keep an eye on the cat because sometimes bodyguards are necessary!
This reminds me of the Mark Twain short story “The Diary of Adam and Eve”. Adam was content with just being with all the new animals and plants, but Eve had to name everything!
It sounds like Eve would have liked my label maker!
I think the Universe is trying to tell me something. This is the second time in the last two days that I’ve read about labeling. I think I’ll have to get one of those label machines now. It will be especially helpful when I lose my mind.
If I can be responsible in any small way in helping you decide to get a label maker then my work is done here!