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Why do you constantly have to label things?

If you had two stories to tell me and one was about how much money you don’t make and the other was about a recurring dream where Bill Murray wakes up each morning and still doesn’t win an Oscar, lets just say, you wouldn’t get a chance to tell me about your finances or lack of. I’m not going to pretend that I care about Scurvy Jane’s skin treatment and Scurvy Jane knows this. In the same way, the scurvy one doesn’t care about my Bon Jovi hatred so I’m going to respect that and not bother her with the details. I recently got this new funky label maker that prints labels and I’ve been labeling anything that comes my way. I’m having so much fun that I think I’ll get Jill Y one for our anniversary which is sometime. Everyone should experience the joys of the label maker, well nearly everyone:

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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15 Responses to Why do you constantly have to label things?

  1. January 25, 2014 at 6:31 am

    “Not excited” looks like an understatement.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      January 25, 2014 at 7:40 am

      Well if the cat has no tome for my label maker, then I have no time for the cat.

  2. January 24, 2014 at 7:30 pm

    I think today women are very scared to celebrate themselves, because then they just get labeled.—Charlize Theron

    • Bill Y Ledden
      January 25, 2014 at 7:42 am

      I would quite happily take my label maker and cover Charlize Theron from head to toe in labels because that’s just the type of committed dude, I am!

  3. Forrest Brakeman
    January 24, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Is there a label maker for my mistakes?

    • January 25, 2014 at 6:31 am

      I once had a label maker for my mistakes, but I couldn’t get it to work right.

      • Bill Y Ledden
        January 25, 2014 at 7:47 am

        There are label makers for your mistakes and they come in different varieties; wife, girlfriend, God, etc!

  4. January 24, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    Hope you’re good at sleeping with one eye open.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      January 25, 2014 at 7:47 am

      Most definitely, fear will do that to you.

  5. January 24, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    I think it’s safe to assume that if you piss off a cat, you put your life in danger. That cat definitely doesn’t have a poker face. You know exactly what he is thinking!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      January 25, 2014 at 7:49 am

      You might think this is a bit extreme Don Don’s but I got a dog to keep an eye on the cat because sometimes bodyguards are necessary!

  6. January 24, 2014 at 11:55 am

    This reminds me of the Mark Twain short story “The Diary of Adam and Eve”. Adam was content with just being with all the new animals and plants, but Eve had to name everything!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      January 25, 2014 at 7:51 am

      It sounds like Eve would have liked my label maker!

  7. January 24, 2014 at 8:49 am

    I think the Universe is trying to tell me something. This is the second time in the last two days that I’ve read about labeling. I think I’ll have to get one of those label machines now. It will be especially helpful when I lose my mind.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      January 25, 2014 at 7:52 am

      If I can be responsible in any small way in helping you decide to get a label maker then my work is done here!



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