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‪The Cleveland Browns finally won a football game. Which explains…‬

September 21, 2018
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Breaking: The Cleveland Browns finally won a football game.  Which explains…

 

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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4 Responses to ‪The Cleveland Browns finally won a football game. Which explains…‬

  1. Con Chapman
    September 22, 2018 at 10:33 am

    Demand a recount!

    • Paul
      September 23, 2018 at 11:47 am

      Or, at least, Brown paper bags for the Jets to wear over their heads!

  2. September 22, 2018 at 2:34 am

    Maybe they should rename them the Charlie Browns.

    • Paul
      September 23, 2018 at 11:49 am

      Well, it is like Lucy’s been holding the ball for their FG kicker the last two years!



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