This one goes out to Lainey – A horse on a horse…
Year: 2020
Walking Dead With Dinosaurs
You know what this year has been like? This year has been like The Walking Dead characters finally got used to zombies, only to find themselves attacked by dinosaurs. Look out, Rick! Velociraptor! I’m just […]
Race to Become “Queen of Tchotchkes” Tightens
HO-HO-KUS, New Jersey. Like many American women, Amanda Milner is inexplicably fascinated by the doings of the British royal family, even though she considers herself patriotic. “I have the entire Lady Di action figure set,” […]
Summer Jobs for Cats
It’s the end of the first really hot day of the summer. I take off my coat, drop my briefcase and turn around to find the usual scene; two cats sleeping. Rocco, the young tuxedo cat on […]
Study Finds “Children of Humor” Damaged by Blogging Parents
CHICAGO. As June winds down, graduates of local colleges here are packing up their belongings to move on to the next phase of their lives. “I can’t believe I have so many street signs,” says […]
Please with cheese . . . GET TO WORK!
A few minutes of TikTok while she heated up two spinach egg bites from Costco’s frozen foods section (toasted, not microwaved), a cup of decaf coffee (caffeine makes her anxious), hand sanitizer, wipes, a face mask […]