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Year: 2022
Surprised by the Fed
The Fed Should Surprise Us. Headline, The Wall Street Journal I have come to the headquarters of The Federal Reserve System, the nation’s central bank, on a mission: from everything I’ve seen and heard on […]
Kebabs and Jenga
Armenian Entree PORK KEBABS WITH POMEGRANATE MARINADE INGREDIENTS 1¾ cups pomegranate juice1 pound boneless pork loin½ teaspoon garlic powder¾ teaspoon pepper¾ teaspoon salt2 tablespoons olive oil1¼ teaspoons oregano1 small onion SPECIAL UTENSILS skewersoutdoor grill Serves […]
Freedonia Bestows Highest Honor on “Great American Friend”
NORGZLIA, Freedonia. On a windswept landing strip in this city of 248,000 that is often referred to as “The Cleveland of Freedonia,” a trio of dignitaries made its way across the tarmac last night to […]
“Please Be Chaste!” In Wake of Supreme Court Ruling, Mississippi Governor Begs Poor Women to Forgo Sex
Tate Reeves, Governor of Mississippi, does not want the overturning of Roe vs. Wade to have a disproportionate impact on low-income females in his state. Prompted by this concern, he took to the airwaves on […]
How to Be an Unfavored Child
Parents are supposed to favor all their children, but we all know how that goes. Parents are human, and some of their kids are going to get a better kind of attention than others. How […]
Nuptial Indemnity
Insurance for weddings, family reunions and bar mitzvahs, already common in Britain, is becoming popular in the US. The Boston Globe I drove out to Glendale to put three new tantes on a bar mitzvah bond, […]
