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Jazz for your mind

Jazz for your mind

Here we go again. It’s time to open your mind and visit the land of all possibilities. When you witness what you are about to witness, you are going to question your entire belief system.…

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This is what happens when you don’t read the book

This is what happens when you don’t read the book

I’m often asked how I became so tolerant of Bon Jovi, Justin Bieber and Nuns. I often answer “are you having a laugh?”. The handful of things I know about in this life are the…

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The road to riches is paved with George Lucas’ intentions

The road to riches is paved with George Lucas’ intentions

Some say you can ignore the cesspool of low life scum and pretend that life is a Disney movie. Some say Disney did not produce Lindsay Lohan. I can assure you that this is far…

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How do you know you’re pansexual?

How do you know you’re pansexual?

Questions are great. You ask a question, get an answer and ask another. You should give it a shot and see if it works. Here’s an example, right here: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI…

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Imagine Justin Bieber was more masculine than she actually is and imagine this

I think it was the dude who wrote Sherlock Holmes who said something about eliminating the impossible and whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. What I’m going to ask you to…

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Keen masturbator spikes own drink with rohypnol

Keen masturbator spikes own drink with rohypnol

This guy didn’t have to look too far, to find the one he wanted. He seized the day and grabbed what he was looking for. It’s not known if he used one or two hands:…

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Sometimes the question is written all over your face

Sometimes the question is written all over your face

Decisions have consequences, actions have reactions and Bon Jovi make me sick. This is just the way it is and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. When Thirsty Dave asked Scurvy Jane out for…

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The elegant, graceful and sublime poetry of Grady Linder

The elegant, graceful and sublime poetry of Grady Linder

I’ve never been too good with words. I tend to write letters followed by more letters and they somehow like each other and decide to stay together. Then they end up as partners and become…

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Cops arrest white woman on warrant for black man

Cops arrest white woman on warrant for black man

Mistaken identity can have disastrous consequences. You might be heading out to a concert to watch a band. You might be excited and looking forward to it immensely. You might buy a t-shirt or the…

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Scared of my own vagina

Scared of my own vagina

Few of us are not scared of something. My own phobias include Nuns, the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi and the thought of Justin Bieber growing up to be a confident young…

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