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Horace ‘sweet tooth’ Handleson from Hungary

Horace ‘sweet tooth’ Handleson from Hungary

Thirsty Dave’s best mate Horace ‘sweet tooth’ Handleson from Hungary is a hungry man who likes sweets. He has a cool party trick where he eats a chocolate. Rather than trying to explain this most…

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Christian Disposal

Christian Disposal

We have as much in common with our new neighbours as Thirsty Dave has with non-alcoholic Jelly Babies. They like listening to the so-called music of Bon Jovi and we like listening to the so-called…

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The Book of Poo

Little Dill Y, like all 6 year old’s, is 6 years old. He’s your average inquisitive, Bon Jovi hating kid. Because his mother and I are not very good conversationalists, we tend to buy him…

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See a blue picture…

See a blue picture…

This internet thingy seems to know everything about me. I don’t mind the Google because it tries to help with its suggestions. When I search for ‘Russian tins dressed as Nuns, it asks me ‘Did…

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Surprise, surprise, here’s one more thing I haven’t a hope of understanding.

Surprise, surprise, here’s one more thing I haven’t a hope of understanding.

For reasons that will never be known to anybody unless I tell someone, Jill Y buys my underwear and I buy hers. It’s an interesting arrangement that makes no sense at all. I was out…

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Two crimes but which makes less sense?

Two crimes but which makes less sense?

Sometimes, some people will sometimes ask some difficult questions. Earlier today at a time I like to call 4:45pm, Jill Y asked me if I would rather be stuck in an elevator with Bon Jovi…

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The hobby that’s soon to become a habit

Thirsty Dave is not shy about having a beer or 36. As befitting a man who has been thrown out of a bar in 23 languages, he’s managed to talk himself back into the bar…

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Gang of 6

Gang of 6

The town had its fair share of problems. Last week Bon Jovi played and bored the residents into a 48 hour sleep. The week before, Justin Bieber attempted to play but the residents used the…

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Mario is a menace

Mario is a menace

Jill Y was bothering me 56% more than was I bothering her so I applied to the Government for a grant for earplugs to drone out her whining. I can’t believe that you can only…

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Deputy Sugartastic Daddy John and the case of the missing doughnut

Deputy Sugartastic Daddy John and the case of the missing doughnut

A few months ago, Sugartastic Daddy John became Deputy Sugartastic Daddy John. He took the new role very seriously and even started wearing a cowboy hat with a star on it. One day he came…

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