Life is not about who’s real to your face. It’s about who’s real behind your back.

Jill Y: Your gossip is ruining our relationship. Me: Wait ’till Thirsty Dave hears about this. Jill Y: STOP IT!

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Weight For It.

Now that the Olympics are over, we have time to reflect on this 14-year-old Russian girl who was banned from taking part in the games…

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Best Advice Evah.

When our imaginary son is old enough for Jill Y to have “the talk” with him, we’re gonna be so prepared…

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That’s A Good Sign.

My imaginary son is the one with the Superman socks. The other little dude is Scurvy Jane’s imaginary son. I don’t mean to get all competitive on y’all but it’s not hard to see who […]

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