Bill Y does what he is told to do and now needs somewhere to hide, for a few days.

I think I might need to crash on someone’s floor again, for a few days. Jill Y left me with instructions to get the imaginary dog, micro-chipped. I really think she should know better, at […]

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I believe you when you say, you’re not really funny.

Here’s the thing Alixandra – You know the way, you’re not actually funny and are really mean and people think you’re joking? Well, you’ve just told people that you’re really mean so now the game […]

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Quality of refinement — displaying good taste, wisdom and subtlety rather than crudeness, stupidity and vulgarity

My imaginary son trying to act all sophisticated, in front of his friends.

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This takes bear necessities to a whole new, underground-level.

That awkward moment when two sadistic bears have just thrown you down a well.

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Don’t blink, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.

The story of the little dude who did exactly what he was told is neither fascinating nor interesting. It is, however, a story that needs to be told.

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“I was told I have obsessive behavioral traits. I looked up everything to do with obsession after that.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’ve changed. It’s been four days since my last thought of Bon Jovi hatred. Coincidentally or maybe not, it’s been four days since I began obsessing about black and white Teletubbies. I’m not sure which […]

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Some of you might find this hard to believe but proof is proof.

In a series of events that can only be described as satanic, it turns out that listening to Bon Jovi backwards encourages kids to stare at images of black and white Teletubbies. Want conclusive proof?  […]

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“There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.” ― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

I told Jill Y that I needed some time and space to gather my thought. Bon Jovi hatred is an all-consuming passion and I refused to be distracted by distractions. I took myself up a […]

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