Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

Who here among us has never opened a magazine and seen a female Elijah Woods?

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Who here among us has ever opened a magazine and seen a female Elijah Woods?

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Jill Y’s cat is called Mr. Meow-gi and that’s cool and all but Katy Perry’s cat’s name is Kitty Purry and that’s even cooler.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Here, we see Method Actor, Steve Buscemi become almost feline before our very eyes.

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Sometimes you gotta throw caution to the wind.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Warning: Doing this can have varying degrees of consequence.   All I’m saying is, if you take Wonder Woman out of the picture, Batman v Superman is a total disaster.

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Some see Don the Builder while others see a detached dude who hasn’t got his head screwed on.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I know the future is all about laying a solid foundation but above every self-satisfied, smug face, lies a finely placed piece of synthetic hair and if he won’t even admit that that’s not real…

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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

This works for Jill Y every time.

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Puzzle? This is the least puzzling thing I’ve done all week.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I know, I know, I know. Just because I’m good at something, it doesn’t mean that everyone is.

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