The secret that no longer is: Congratulations! Needham high School

Very few things are less known than Needham High School’s fundraising of 2005. Some say there is a direct correlation between selling cheap pizza and buying cheap pizza but that’s an entirely different story for […]

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I need to get the ‘f’ out of here

Fame is a fake, fickle falsehood of fictitious fanfare and I haven’t got a clue about what I’m talking about so I need to get the ‘f’ out of here. For one brief day, George […]

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I blame lateral thinking and Thirsty Dave’s drinking

I blame myself and I blame Jill Y. I blame society and I blame the education system. I blame creativity and I blame books. I blame the great thinkers and I blame Paris Hilton. I […]

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Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.

Please stop what you’re doing right now and listen to me as I regale you with my cautionary tale. Don’t for one moment, think that this could never happen to you because it so very […]

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All my Friends are no Longer Living

I think it is safe to assume that the good people of HumorOutcasts.com are fans of books. Books are cooler than your favourite band, your favourite poxy reality television show and your favourite social network […]

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No one wears the trousers in our relationship

Sometimes Jill Y gets real bossy and insists that I do everything she says. I don’t know who made her the boss of me? It definitely wasn’t me. It was probably my boss. The other […]

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I’d rather shower in piss than listen to Bon Jovi

I’m a big animal fan. I like bacon, bacon double cheese burgers, buffalo wings, ham, pork and so on and so forth. I could go around with a ‘Don’t become a vegetarian, you selfish son […]

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36 words

I’m a simple man who doesn’t understand how magnets work but then again, nobody understands how magnets work. Back in the day, I used to be easily led and got mixed up with the religious […]

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