Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

Don’t come around here trying to tell me that diamonds are a girls best friend.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Having imaginary kids is something we thought about for a long time but Jill Y took to parenting like a car to water.

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Sometimes there’s a sail, sometimes there isn’t. It’s an either/oar situation.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I have news for you Hermione – Jilly Cooper and The Bible are two very different reads. You need to take a leaf out of Fred/George Weasley’s book.

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If, like Scurvy Jane, you are spending more than you are making, then it’s time to rein in your spending. Start by taking baby steps and cut back on what you don’t need.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Scurvy Jane has been working on the abacus and trying to make sense of her tax returns. As a realist, she understands that sometimes, some real tough decisions have to be made.

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“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.” – Abraham Lincoln.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

When it comes to changing the diapers of our imaginary kids, I have no problem doing my duty. As with most things in life, it’s all about the preparation.

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You may think God is not in charge of public transport but are you willing to discuss it publicly, when confronted by The Daddy?

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Those of us who know Sugartastic Daddy John, know that he has an answer for everything.   Those who don’t know him, soon find out why.  

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I want my imaginary kids to grow up in a society that respects all color and creed and hates Bon Jovi with an intensity that is usually reserved for the makers of reality television.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

It doesn’t matter if you’re White Black Gay Straight Catholic Atheist Human or Sarah Jessica Parker.   We all hate Bon Jovi equally. Well, all except me. I hate them more equally than most.  

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It might be downhill for me from now on but what’s good for the Jill Y is good for the Bill Y.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Shopping is kind of like a way of purchasing stuff. Jill Y likes shopping. Have I been known to hire multiple, independent contractors with specialist training with the sole aim of stopping her finding where […]

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Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your disbelieving eyes on the outright winner of the internet.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

You can count the amount of people I look up to, on an abacus with one bead and I will continue to look up to myself for always. That all changed today when I added […]

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Don’t break anyone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206. Let us begin the count, shall we?

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

If you can’t laugh at life, you might as well go and join a Bon Jovi fan club. While laughing at life, we must also learn from the mistakes of others so listen to me […]

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The strange disappearance of Sugartastic Daddy John and the even stranger appearance of the reason for his disappearance.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Sugartastic Daddy John was there and then he was not there. We looked near and we looked afar but no joy – he was not in sight at all, at all. We scratched our individual […]

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