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Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
“I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!” – Mark Twain
I often think. If Bon Jovi and a Bon Jovi tribute band were drowning and I could only save only one so-called band, what hair product would I buy? It’s thoughts like these that have […]
The Consequence of Losing
There are moments in life when you realize something so profoundly profound, that your eyes become huge and stare on in massive disbelief. One such moment was inflicted on Sugartastic Daddy John’s kids when I […]
Those were the days my friend. We thought they’d never end. We’d sing and dance forever and a day. We’d live the life we choose. We’d fight and never lose for we were young and sure to have our way. La la la la…
What is it with people and their love of complaining and their hatred of everything and their fondness of things? It seems like someone only has to stop sleeping for a month these days and […]
You can lead a fish to a horse as long as the horse is in water ’cause fishes kinda like that stuff.
To those neigh sayers who say Thirsty Dave drinks like a horse, I say a fish is a fish, of course, of course and no-one confuses a fish with a horse unless of course, you’re […]
Parenting Done Right
If you say something enough times, you’ll eventually start to believe it and that’s why I can often be heard screaming “Bon Jovi don’t exist.” When I read the texts that Jill Y sends to […]
Doctoring Done Right
I was never a 6-year-old girl. I just had a high-pitched voice as a kid and I wasn’t scared of monsters, I was concerned. Monster Spray still works for me and both of my imaginary […]