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The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels

The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels

Scurvy Jane recently placed an ad in the local shop window, looking for a new band – ‘Bassoon player who doesn’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Ward prequels, seeks like-minded individuals to create…

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I need someone to look at my eye and tell me if I should buy some cream or ointment.

I need someone to look at my eye and tell me if I should buy some cream or ointment.

Parched Chris Coleman is one of Thirsty Dave’s closest drinking buddies and by close, I mean he lives in our basement because he refuses to go anywhere else to live. Like all the thirsty one’s…

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Sugartastic Daddy John says “Don’t” and he means it too.

Sugartastic Daddy John says “Don’t” and he means it too.

If there’s two things Sugartastic Daddy John speaks a lot of, it’s nonsense, the sound of screeching nails on glass and nonsense. Very often the nonsense makes as much sense as a sense of smell…

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If you support hay marriages, you will burn in hell! God said so.

If you support hay marriages, you will burn in hell! God said so.

Jill Y and I have more time for words that rhyme with ‘credit’ than we have for religion. We’re good friends with Pat and Matt who are two of the nicest bales of hay you…

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Head & Shoulders, probably the best shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toilet bowl cleaner/tooth paste/salad dressing/glue in the world.

It’s all about convenience. We want our mobile phone to be an mp3 player to be a camera to be a portal to another dimension. Back in the day when I was littler, we sat…

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Have you guys ever heard of Nicaragua?

I don’t know much about history, don’t know much about biology, don’t know much about a science book, don’t know much about the french I took but I do know where Nicaragua is. Maybe I’m…

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Why is there shit in my pockets?

Why is there shit in my pockets?

Sometimes someone says something so monumentally life changing, that you just have to take a step back, stop trying to figure out how magnets work and begin to evaluate life in a totally different way.…

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The worst escalator story EVER

The worst escalator story EVER

Jill Y and I were comparing escalator stories to see who could come up with the worst one. I was telling her about the time I saw Paris Hilton on an escalator. As soon as…

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Guns kill people

Guns kill people

Guns kill people and guns are not cool at all but it’s important to protect yourself when a Bon Jovi fan comes at you for no reason whatsoever, other than to tell you that you…

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Jennifer Aniston’s biggest fan

Jennifer Aniston’s biggest fan

I’m a big fan of names. When I talk to people, I tend to use them a lot. Jill Y is is a big fan of telling me how inadequate I am in every aspect…

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