The future of Scurvy Jane

Scurvy Jane has always been able to predict the future. On Dec 31st 2008, she was the first woman to predict that 2009 was just around the corner and true enough, it was. In 2009, […]

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Thirsty Dave’s nephew, definitely looks older than the other kids

When we heard that Thirsty Dave had a nephew, we were massively surprised. The idea that someone, somewhere would bring a child into this world with someone who is related to the thirsty one, was […]

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World’s Greatest News Anchor

In a move as unusual as dermatological advice from Scurvy Jane, Thirsty Dave has suddenly become interested in the news. The reason this is unusual is that it’s not usual. As a rule, the only […]

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The best way to die ever

Jill Y and I finally had the conversation. Some might say it was long overdue but like synthetic fiber, I prefer to let things happen organically. She thinks the best way to die is to […]

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Is it normal to hide skittles under your foreskin and eat them during class?

Those who are old enough to remember life before the internet will remember life before the internet. College was particularly tough as you could not copy and paste other people’s work from Wikipedia. Back in […]

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It was hell, I can’t walk! Man found sobbing on the street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac.

If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on four-handed dentistry, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on why electricity is possible, you’ve come to the wrong […]

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The old man makes a compelling argument and even if I don’t want to agree with him, I always end up turning to page 72.

If you’re unlike me, you wouldn’t have journeyed along the path and met an old man who told you that modern neuroscience has proved that all our actions and decisions are merely the machinations of […]

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Sometimes you just have to look down the barrel of a gun

There was nothing unusual about the conversation that day: Scurvy Jane: How heavy does a chin weigh? Sugartastic Daddy John: The weight of a chin depends on size, shape and bone structure. Scurvy Jane: Does […]

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The little known theory of rabbit people

Nobody listens to me and that’s why the world is in the sorry state that it is. For as long as ages, I’ve been warning of the evolution of rabbits. While a certain religion, rabbits […]

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