The Place to Take a Humor Break
It’s time to highlight something in maroon color so it doesn’t get missed. Our imaginary son put on his imaginary shoes and ran away with the circus. Because Jill Y and I do not understand math, we […]
You should never pretend to be someone or something that you’re not. In 1981, I got ideas above my station and pretended to be funny. It was a thinly veiled pretence that fooled nobody. The […]
A stupid person once said “Stumbling in the dark is not the same as the popularity of volleyball in Australia.” That stupid person was me. I’ve said many stupid things since then and with practice […]
Before we begin today’s proceedings, you need to know that this did NOT happen so there’s no need to send me hate mail or threats or hate threats of any sort. I’ll stress that one […]
Hi Michael, My name is Bill Y. I like your business model and am impressed with your remarkable acumen. How much would it cost to get you and Martin to make Bon Jovi confess to […]
I haven’t invented anything in a couple of days so I thought I would invent glasses that never need to be cleaned. I’m working from a simple premise where you buy a pair of glasses […]
We all feel ignored sometimes and it’s not a nice feeling. When you feel ignored, the best thing to do is to find someone who is being ignored more than you are. This will instantly […]
Sometimes I wonder if the good people realize the extent of my pain. In 2005, I walked into an elevator and standing next to me was none other than the disease we know as Jon […]
