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Dear Jill Y, Thank you for the Lindsay Lohan sweater. For a time, I just couldn’t think of a comparable gift to get you. Then inspiration visited, we knocked back a few cold ones and […]
When I first set eyes on Jill Y, I knew she was the one for me and when she didn’t take out a restraining order against me, it just proved how different she was to […]
Thirsty Dave is a man of savage intellect and that’s for sure. We tracked his lineage to the days of early, thirsty man. Honest to the core, his people shun the way of the lie. […]
A man in my position needs to understand Photoshop. With Photoshop, all is sometimes not what it seems but how do we know what is real and what is doctored? I’m so glad that I […]
Most people are good at something. I’m good at realizing that I’m not good at anything at all. Jill Y is gifted at Science. If you ever wondered what it’s like to take a good […]
This ***EXCLUSIVE*** is so hot off the press that you may need to chill your eyes in a fridge after looking at it. If you can get me a beer when you’re there, that would […]
Jill Y’s dog was all up in our business, complaining about the lack of canine Bitcoin, canine micro-blogging sites and canine recreational facilities. When I was a pup, I used to fetch the paper five […]
Thirsty Dave spoke at length about it. We told him he was imagining it. He said he wasn’t. We said he was. This went on for 56 minutes until we had to hold our hands […]