Before you ask, No, I am not a professional Chef.

People have strengths and weaknesses but I’m brilliant at everything. It’s a burden I’ve had to live with since I was conceived and I live with it spectacularly well. It must be hard having limitations […]

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I’m not going to lie, I don’t even know what an Arts Degree is but I’m willing to bet, you can download one from the internet.

Okay, let’s alienate some people, shall we? Someone, somewhere is going to say ‘Wait a minute, my Arts Degree is worth more than the email from the Online College that sent it to me” and […]

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Awesome Dad – Imaginary Son.

When you’re awesome and you know it, clap your hands. When you know so much and know it, clap your hands. When everything you do is just right on and you know it, clap your […]

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Top Gear and the Top Man

About 6.346 days ago, I found myself in a library. I was surrounded by books, people and Librarians. One of the books had many words. There were tables and chairs and some of the people […]

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A horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

Lady Gaga wondered why everyone was the same except her. She picked up an abacus and figured out that there was 24 hours in a day. Yesterday, she only spent 23 of those hours making […]

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Why are those iPads made of paper?

People are so anti-social these days. When Bon Jovi eventually break up, you’ll hear it from me first so put your iPad down and try having a conversation with one another. It’s easy; you say something […]

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I want to get married.

Jill Y is a clever, manipulative daughter of a clever, manipulative mother and father. I don’t like to eat the crust on my sandwich but she tells me I’ll grow up big and strong and […]

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Life is too short for this.

I didn’t think it was funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. I didn’t think it was one bit funny at all, at all. I believed her. I believed the words that she […]

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Do me a favor

For special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries and Thursdays, Jill Y prefers a present with a personal touch. The present doesn’t have to cost much, it just has to be something that a bit of time […]

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