Let’s not talk about music now.

In Greek mythology, Echo was a mountain nymph who loved the sound of her own voice. I too love the sound of my own voice although not as much as I hate The Voice. Bill […]

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When you’re as brilliant as I undoubtedly am, the insignificant people will insist on commenting on it, in their own meagre, trivial little way.

A dog owner is an owner of dog(s) but did you know that self-absorbed, shallow, conceited and arrogant are just a few of the better things I’ve been called since lunchtime? It doesn’t even bother […]

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The answer you’re looking for.

Guerrilla Warfare is wrong. Ape’s shouldn’t engage in war. I want you to think about that for 87 days and 43 hours. 87 days and 43 hours later. Now that you have a firm perspective […]

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What If…

I have seen the light and it’s a big fluorescent thing that has changed me forever. We do things because it’s the thing to do. If I, under massive duress, watch The Voice and somehow […]

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There was just no proof, no defining clue to the identity of the unidentified offender.

It wasn’t me. It definitely wasn’t me. I have an alibi that’s as tight as Thirsty Dave’s wallet. Forensic Science is what’s needed to crack this case and I don’t even know what Forensic Science […]

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My Happy Place

Back in the day, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty Dave and I were single, non-attached entities. We would scour the streets, looking for women who might look on us with pity […]

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The words speak for themselves

  I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]

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A woman’s Look

A woman’s look can soothe the poison and make the demons disappear. A woman’s look can make the greatest cynic, smile away the fear. A woman’s look can ignite the torch that sets the flame. […]

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The Legend of Jimmy Martin and The Solution of Undeniable Brilliance

James Martin was a young adult. Like most teenagers, he liked to goof around and play on the video game console. He had big ideas but he, like all people at some stage in life, […]

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Mandeep The Popular

Sugartastic Daddy John sat back and surveyed his kingdom. He was a certain age, with a list of accomplishments as long as a minus symbol and enough money to last him until lunch. He was […]

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