The words speak for themselves

  I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]

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A woman’s Look

A woman’s look can soothe the poison and make the demons disappear. A woman’s look can make the greatest cynic, smile away the fear. A woman’s look can ignite the torch that sets the flame. […]

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The Legend of Jimmy Martin and The Solution of Undeniable Brilliance

James Martin was a young adult. Like most teenagers, he liked to goof around and play on the video game console. He had big ideas but he, like all people at some stage in life, […]

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Mandeep The Popular

Sugartastic Daddy John sat back and surveyed his kingdom. He was a certain age, with a list of accomplishments as long as a minus symbol and enough money to last him until lunch. He was […]

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As a Matter of Fact

Some say he didn’t see Jesus at all but some didn’t see what he had seen. When absolute proof is presented in an absolute way, there is simply no room left for doubt. From the […]

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From the philosophical to the foolish, the internet has something for all.

This internet houses some of the most unusual, strange, off-the-wall amusements imaginable. Even as you read this nonsense now, you can bet your Genesis ‘1984 World Tour’ t-shirt, that someone, somewhere is creating something that […]

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The new man in Scurvy Jane’s life, seems to roam within the confines of the rules.

Scurvy Jane is a belligerent, Vitamin B deficient, daughter of a father who always says she will not and then does. It’s almost as if she was put on this earth to test the boundaries […]

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Awesome Me

Some people don’t bother telling you how awesome they are, for fear of looking stupid. I have no fear of this for looking stupid is one of the few free things we have left. Most […]

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How would you like it, if someone turned you on and then left?

 I wouldn’t call myself a conservationist but I do conserve money by being mean and not buying presents for anyone including myself. As much as I’m a truly terrible person, a wind of change has […]

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I don’t write for The Hull Times so don’t even think about sending me hate mail. I have enough hate mail to last me 678 times longer than the rest of the career of Bon Jovi and that’s a conservative estimate. Does anyone know how to apply for a passport?

Back Where they Belong  

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