You can run Andy Davis but you can’t hide.

We all make mistakes. You make mistakes, your friends make mistakes and you might find this hard to believe but I don’t make mistakes because I’m perfect and perfect people don’t make mistakes. As long […]

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And there he stood before our very eyes, embedded in the bread.

I’m not going to say that copious amounts of beer had not been consumed that night because they most definitely had. I was out with Thirsty Dave and when I go out with the thirsty […]

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Argument no. 567,322

There’s nothing wrong with making mistakes as long you dress like Han Solo as you make them. Jill Y likes it when I put on the costume and so do I. Last week we had […]

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Fast Food

When Jill Y’s mother first met my mother, it was a recipe for a catastrophe waiting to happen. Like me, my mother says a lot of stupid things and is oblivious to any wrongdoing. We’re […]

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How can we be lovers, if we can’t be friends?

Although I’m as perfect as anybody can be, I do realize that you’re going to be jealous but that’s okay, you’ve good reason to be. Having said that, I don’t have all the answers even […]

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My best friend is better than your best friend.

Thinking before speaking is not one of my strong points. Actually, thinking is not one or my strong points but sometimes I don’t have to think. Thirsty Dave and I are the very best of […]

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I am the Bill Y

When I run for the bus, I don’t run, I walk. In my massively esteemed opinion, the bus should schedule around me. The reason for this? I am the Bill Y. This makes nothing but sense. […]

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He is the Crab Lord.

Bill Y wouldn’t be the most tolerant of the misunderstood geniuses. I just don’t have the patience to be around people who think things through to any sort of conclusion. I’m stubborn too and have […]

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Bob Marley

Like inevitability, some things are unavoidable. Thirsty Dave realized that vodka doesn’t freeze when he was 6 years into life. This was bound to happen sooner or later, it just so happened to happen sooner. […]

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Two Feet of Snow

When I was 5 months old, I was blessed with the ability to realize that there was no Noble Prize for predicting the weather yet this didn’t prevent me from correctly predicting the correct weather, […]

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