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Sick New Trend: Women With Head Colds–And the Men Who Love Them

December 12, 2014
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Sick New Trend: Women With Head Colds–And the Men Who Love Them

BOSTON. This city’s adult entertainment district is a place where the sexual impulse in all its variety seeks and finds satisfaction, but even long-time denizens of the “Combat Zone” as it is known say they’re…

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Scooter & Skipper Get a Sea Lion in Their Bed

December 11, 2014
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Scooter & Skipper Get a Sea Lion in Their Bed

It’s Thursday night, time for my wife to make time for “Grey’s Anatomy,” since neither one of us can figure out how to tape the damn show. “I’ll take care of the kids,” I said,…

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Me and My Talking Raven

December 10, 2014
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Me and My Talking Raven

Where some of the Neighbourhood were quarrelling, a Raven from the Top of a Tree very articulately and unaccountably cry’d out, Read the Third of Colossians and the Fifteenth!” The Wonders of the Invisible World:…

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At the Repo Man’s Christmas Ball

December 9, 2014
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At the Repo Man’s Christmas Ball

It was the depths of a recession, And real estate prices had fallen. Some contractors were overextended And their creditors were callin’. Me? I was just doing my job Arranging for repossessions Of cranes and…

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Your Alien Love Advisor

December 8, 2014
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Your Alien Love Advisor

Contacts between aliens and earthlings are increasing, and becoming hotter all the time! Unfortunately, most romantic advice columns just assume that both parties are human–that’s where Your Alien Love Advisor comes in! Alien Love Advisor…

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Me and Barney the Purple Dinosaur

December 7, 2014
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Me and Barney the Purple Dinosaur

The weekend is my time to give back to my community and my favorite institution within it–our local public library. I remember when I was young how much I loved Story Hour on Saturday morning. Kids…

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With the Federal Reserve at the Saturday Matinee

December 6, 2014
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With the Federal Reserve at the Saturday Matinee

The Federal Reserve will run advertisements in movie theaters urging consumers to use credit cards wisely during the holiday shopping season. Bloomberg News Everybody makes a big deal outta Black Friday and Cyber Monday, but…

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Persecution of Agnostics on Rise During Holiday Season

December 5, 2014
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Persecution of Agnostics on Rise During Holiday Season

ARLINGTON, Virginia. The month of December is a time of peace and goodwill for members of several world religions, but for Alan Macy, it’s a nightmare. “Everybody gangs up on me–Christians, Jews and Muslims,” he…

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A Day in Da Life of a Nutcracker Ticket Scalper

December 4, 2014
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A Day in Da Life of a Nutcracker Ticket Scalper

Professional ticket scalpers have moved in on the Boston Ballet’s annual Christmas performance of The Nutcracker. The Boston Globe “Is it a good seat? You can see right up their freakin’ tutus!”   Talk about…

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Your Holiday Biz Gift Advisor

December 4, 2014
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Your Holiday Biz Gift Advisor

The holiday season is a time to reward employees, vendors and customers with gifts that show you appreciate them, but the battlefields of commerce are littered with the corpses of those who made a “faux…

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