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Walter Bujkowski, Father of Shovel Pass, Dead at 97

November 16, 2014
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Walter Bujkowski, Father of Shovel Pass, Dead at 97

DULUTH, Minnesota, AP. Walter “Bug” Bujkowski, a football innovator credited with the invention of the shovel pass and the tackle-eligible play, died in his sleep last night of congestive heart failure. He was 97. Proper…

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Pediatricians Recommend Helmets, Hands for Soccer

November 15, 2014
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Pediatricians Recommend Helmets, Hands for Soccer

ELK GROVE, Illinois. The American Academy of Pediatrics today recommended that all soccer players under the age of 24 wear helmets while playing or practicing to avoid injuries from “headers,” the practice of hitting an…

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2-to-1 on the Nun

November 14, 2014
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2-to-1 on the Nun

A nun with a gambling addiction has been accused of stealing $128,000 from two parishes where she worked.                                                            Associated Press I had known Sister Carmelita going back to fourth grade.  Back then, the AFL…

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At the Viking Poetry Slam

November 13, 2014
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At the Viking Poetry Slam

A mastery of poetry was a must for any young Viking.  A few Viking poems dwelt on love, but the heroes often undermined their happiness by chasing adventures that separated them from their beloveds.                                       The…

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Fear of Female Security Guards

November 12, 2014
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Fear of Female Security Guards

It’s Wednesday, “hump” day, half of the week behind me at noontime.  You probably know the feeling I have about this time each week; you get up early every morning, go to work, answer the…

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The Existentialist Starter Kit

November 11, 2014
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The Existentialist Starter Kit

It was a dark and stormy night when we received the late-night call that every parent of a college student dreads. “Dad,” my son said, struggling to present a brave front in the face of the disaster…

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Seven Hair Care Myths–Exploded!

November 10, 2014
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Do you have limp, drab-looking hair?  It may be because you subscribe to common hair-care myths that styling professionals and hair-care scientists have debunked through careful study of magazines lying around in beauty parlors.  Here are…

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Sunrise Service With the Don King Worshippers

November 8, 2014
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Sunrise Service With the Don King Worshippers

A South Seas island tribe worships boxing promoter Don King.                                               New York Times Praise the Lord! I have come to Vanuatu as so many pilgrims have before me, seeking religious freedom.  The freedom to…

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Condos Dump Lawyers for Paramilitary Death Squads

November 7, 2014
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Condos Dump Lawyers for Paramilitary Death Squads

BOSTON.  It’s the first Thursday of November, the date scheduled for the monthly meeting of the 375 Marlborough Street Condominium Association, which governs a 15-unit brownstone on one of the most prestigious streets in town.…

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How to Hypnotize Women

November 5, 2014
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How to Hypnotize Women

Readers of a certain age—or more precisely, male readers of comic books of the sixties—may recall an advertisement that appeared regularly alongside come-ons for sea monkeys, correspondence courses in ventriloquism, and X-Ray Specs. It depicted…

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