Estate Planning for Cats
The Massachusetts legislature has passed a bill allowing residents to write pets into their wills and leave trust funds behind for their care. The Boston Globe “There–Kitzi is all provided for!” Every year […]
The Massachusetts legislature has passed a bill allowing residents to write pets into their wills and leave trust funds behind for their care. The Boston Globe “There–Kitzi is all provided for!” Every year […]
Wow–what a winter so far! Already several “nor’easters” have hit, causing massive losses of fluffy white poodles in snow banks, and a third is on its way! Nor’easter, that is, not poodles. Here are answers to […]
BOSTON. Carmen di Scalzo has been a barber in this overwhelmingly liberal town for over half a century, but of late he has dropped his former gregarious manner for a more guarded approach when his customers start […]
HOLLYWOOD, California. With DVD sales flat as more consumers watch films over the internet, the entertainment industry has one surprise success on its hands–a collection of security camera videos of librarians attacking students in high […]
Another Saturday night in exurbia. The little woman puts the Trader Joe’s pre-fabricated hors d’oeuvres in the oven, I light a Java-Log–the innovative, hassle-free firewood substitute made from recycled coffee grounds. We’re all set for […]
COLTS NECK, New Jersey. While protestors marched in Washington and women across the country mourned as Donald Trump took the oath of office as 45th President of the United States, another outspoken opponent of the […]
QUEENS, New York. The Jamaica Bus Terminal here was abuzz this morning as chartered behemoths of the highway were loaded to the gills with men like Fred D. Kalinoff, a spry 64-year-old dressed in a loud plaid […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. Courting controversy in the eleventh hour and fifty-ninth minute of his Presidency, Barack Obama yesterday granted an end-of-term pardon to Pee-wee Herman in exchange for Herman’s 8-foot high aluminum foil ball, which will […]
A Massachusetts nursing home that doesn’t believe in antipsychotic drugs uses alternative methods to calm patients including a llama named Travis, whom a caretaker leads through the halls. The Boston Globe Over-the-counter generic. We […]
Zoetrope: All-Story Magazine unveils America’s first short-story vending machine. Press release, July 2016 Hmmm. John O’Hara? Naw, too fattening. I was the only one at work on Martin Luther King Day, and the little greasy […]