Pinocchio’s Liar Island
It’s funny how people change. One day you think they are the nicest people in the world and the next day they are lying to your face justifying their lies and trying to make you […]
It’s funny how people change. One day you think they are the nicest people in the world and the next day they are lying to your face justifying their lies and trying to make you […]
When I was a newspaper reporter, I worked the horseshit beat. I am not making this up. When the managing editor assigned me the beat he said, “Congrats! You get the horseshit beat.” To the […]
A friend informed me that the Tea Party will sweep the next elections. Although my friend never calls an election correctly, I thought I should make arrangements for this apocalyptic event on the outside chance […]
Recently, two women asked me to explain football to them. It seems their boss is hosting a football party and they do not want to look “stupid” when watching the game. The women have been […]
Levi Johnston, the man who knocked up Bristol Palin has a tell-all book coming out. Yes, this literary opus will be his answer to the tell-all book that Bristol Palin wrote which slammed him as […]
I am in a deadline writing cycle which basically means for two weeks I work all the time and nothing around me gets done unless I can get it done without leaving my computer for […]
TastyKake revealed © by SanFranAnnie Another charity called while I was eating dinner last night. I used to be on a no-solicitation list, but I guess that list has expired because solicitors are calling almost […]
A newlywed couple in central Pennsylvania was arrested for shoplifting more than $1,000 worth of “finger food” from a Wegman’s Supermarket. Apparently, the food was for their wedding reception. Hell, I am not judging these […]
The Turk is Coming! The Turk is Coming! Yes, the grim reaper of football is scheduled to make his appearance. Today is Cut Down Day in the NFL. I understand that it is an emotional […]