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In a one-sentence press release issued on October 1st, Janet H. Brown, Executive Director of the Commission on Presidential Debates, indicated that “Chris Wallace is a really nice guy, but we think it’s time to have […]
A panel of 25 distinguished historians, assembled by the Rockefeller Foundation, has unanimously agreed that Tuesday night’s Presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joseph Biden was the most embarrassing event that has ever taken place […]
Utah Senator Mitt Romney stunned reporters at a press conference on Tuesday when he shared the reason for his willingness to consider a Supreme Court nominee less than two months before the Presidential election: “I […]
Addressing a raucous, unmasked crowd in front of the state capitol building in Frankfort, Kentucky on Sunday, Senator Mitch McConnell vowed to lower the integrity of the United States Senate to “previously unimaginable depths.” Shouting […]
The annual rite of parents escorting their college-age spawn to a distant campus for the beginning of freshman year has become a challenging task in the pandemic era. With many schools deciding to go completely […]
The Sex Workers Union of North America (SWUNA) held a press conference today to formally protest the cancellation of the Republican National Convention (RNC) in August. “Every four years, the Republican convention generates an enormous […]
Still wearing the mask from his visit to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Saturday, President Trump robbed a 7-Eleven in the Northeast section of the District of Columbia last night. The President […]
FALL RE-OPENING, 2020 Sturfrei-Wesleyan College Tupper Lake, NY Sturfrei-Wesleyan College is pleased to announce its plans for reopening the campus in the fall of 2020. This plan reflects our steadfast commitment to ensuring the safety […]
The Catholic Church is fast-tracking the paperwork for Anthony Fauci to be canonized this summer, even though he’s still alive. “Let’s be honest,” says a confidential Vatican source, “the Church has been starved for positive […]
On May 1st, a reporter from The New York Times interviewed “Stan” (not his real name), a Horseshoe bat that claims to have initiated the COVID-19 pandemic. The interview took place in a cave on the […]