The Fall of The Conservative Lawn Mower
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I’ve ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. (So named because it stopped […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I’ve ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. (So named because it stopped […]
The editor of the newspapers I work for asked me for a fire service related article for our Fire Prevention Week insert last week, and this is what I came up with: It’s […]
Trying to get my forty year old home heating system up and running for the season. Very nice, even heat from hot water radiators, when and if I can get it to work. Fire and […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK A computer genius/loser at life recently spent several months slaving away, night and day, to hack into the iCloud service and swipe nude photos of numerous celebrities. This goes to […]
An excerpt from Mark R. Hunter’s The Notorious Ian Grant which is available on Amazon.com – Donna Cavanagh “Senator.” Fran took a deep breath, then changed her stance in a way that made her […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK There’s some irony in the fact that I’m not as thrilled about naked people on TV now as I was decades ago, when it was almost impossible to find any. […]
When I started to close my garage door last night, the old springs broke and the door dragged me to the concrete in half a second, basically doing a sort of full-nelson body slam on […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK This time of year, as leaves turn to glorious multicolor, steamy hot days of summer vanish, and autumn decorations go up, I can often be found … crying. […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I made a promise that I would attempt to go back to humor when I wrote my September 11th column. The reasoning: This is a humor column. Still, it’s […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK People may think I brag too much about having written five books (some people think I don’t brag enough, but they’re other writers). If I do, there are two good […]