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The New Global Threat

May 28, 2014
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The New Global Threat

The stability of the entire world is threatened by an emerging superpower, Papua New Guinea. Hah, you say. Where is Papua New Guinea? North of Australia. What does it produce? Rain, mud, and documentaries about…

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Grilled Saffron Chicken and Dinosaur Barbecues

May 27, 2014
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Grilled Saffron Chicken and Dinosaur Barbecues

Persian Entree GRILLED SAFFRON CHICKEN (Joojeh Kabab) INGREDIENTS 1 onion 1/2 tablespoon lime juice 1/2 cup olive oil 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon chili powder 1 gram (1/28 ounce) teaspoon saffron threads 1/4 teaspoon salt…

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Tex Mex T Rex

May 23, 2014
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Tex Mex T Rex

Cretaceous Entree TEX MEX T REX INGREDIENTS 1 medium tyrannosaurus rex 300 garlic cloves 1,500 medium yellow onions 2,999 jars (18 ounces) barbecue sauce 1 15 ounce bottle organic ketchup 200 pounds chili powder 100…

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Juicy Lucy and Marshal Dillon

May 19, 2014
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Juicy Lucy and Marshal Dillon

American Entree JUICY LUCY (stuffed cheeseburger) INGREDIENTS 1 onion 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 3 garlic cloves 1 ½ pounds lean ground beef 4 slices American cheese (other cheeses will seep out the sides of the…

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Vietnamese Spring Rolls and Eternal Full Employment

May 16, 2014
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Vietnamese Spring Rolls and Eternal Full Employment

Vietnamese Entree SPRING ROLLS (cha gio) INGREDIENTS – SAUCE 1/4 teaspoon Thai chili or red pepper flakes or minced serrano 1/4 cup fish sauce or Hoisin sauce 1 tablespoon lime juice 1/4 cup sugar ½…

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Peanut Sauce, Sex Museums, and Cannabis

May 15, 2014
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Peanut Sauce, Sex Museums, and Cannabis

Dutch appetizer PEANUT SAUCE (pinda saus) INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove ½ teaspoon lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon lemongrass 3/4 cup smooth peanut butter 4 tablespoons soy sauce 1/4 teaspoon sambal oelek (omit if you can’t find…

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Chocolate Egg Cream and How to Save Florida

May 13, 2014
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Chocolate Egg Cream and How to Save Florida

American Dessert CHOCOLATE EGG CREAM INGREDIENTS 1 1/3 tablespoons Fox’s u-bet® original chocolate flavor syrup 2 tablespoons whole milk 9 tablespoons seltzer water (needs to be cold, needs to have all its fizz, preferably from…

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Author Paul R. De Lancey My Writing Process – Blog Tour

May 12, 2014
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Author Paul R. De Lancey My Writing Process – Blog Tour May 12, 2014 My name is Paul R. De Lancey. It has been that way since birth. Today is my day to participate in…

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Sleeping Teddy Bear Recipe and Never Ending Protection

May 10, 2014
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Sleeping Teddy Bear Recipe and Never Ending Protection

Fusion Entree SLEEPING TEDDY BEAR INGREDIENTS 2/3 cup sticky rice (sometimes called short grain sushi rice, sweet rice, or calrose rice) 2 2/3 cups water 2 eggs about 1 ounce cheddar cheese SPECIAL UTENSILS colander…

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Pecan Recipe and Sex Tips

May 10, 2014
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Pecan Recipe and Sex Tips

American Dessert PRALINES INGREDIENTS 1 1/4 cups white sugar 1 1/4 cups packed brown sugar 1 cup heavy cream 3/4 cup butter 2 cups pecan halves 2 tablespoons vanilla extract. SPECIAL UTENSIL candy thermometer cookie…

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