It’s All Part of the J-O-B
Lately I’ve been thinking that I have it all wrong about Donald Trump. I think he will be one of our great leaders. He is a wise voice in a sea of insanity. I take […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Pot Unlucky Party
Why do potluck parties exist? They’re all the rage around Christmas. “Gee, I want to have a dinner party but I’m too lazy to get off my ass and cook – I guess it’ll be […]
Feliz Navidud
Is it possible that someone other than José Feliciano sing Feliz Navidad? Maybe just this once. Just for this year. He must need a break. Technically, it’s not that difficult a song. I think Adele […]
Castroenteritis
Poor Justin. He is currently suffering from Castroenteritis, brought on by the death of Fidel Castro. This is the condition of developing stomach pains and diarrhea from losing a fellow dictator. In this case, Justin has […]
Spokesperson
How come only prominent people get to have a spokesperson? If you’re really big, like Trump, Cruise or Oprah, you have lots of spokespersons. They have spokespeople. I could really use a spokesperson. I […]
My Life by Morgan Freeman
I was watching a documentary on t.v. called How To Prepare For Prison when it occurred to me, I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate my life. You know, like he narrates The Shawshank Redemption. […]
The Ultimate Corporate White Paper
A huge corporation came to me and asked if I could produce an effective and influential White Paper for their business. I did, and their global business has tripled. […]
