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Smile, and the whole world isn’t allowed to smile with you.

May 9, 2016
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I bet the Mona Lisa was allowed to smile for her passport and driver’s licence photos. PFHardieI am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night…

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Short, Shorter, Shortest

May 2, 2016
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New scientific research shows that the benefits of a 45 minute workout can be achieved in one minute. Don’t believe me? Here’s the link: http://time.com/4311373/interval-training-benefits/ Using this same strategy, scientists have found you can lead a fruitful…

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Read the Fine Print

May 2, 2016
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  Everyone says, “Paul, didn’t you read the fine print? You should always read the fine print.” How many of us read the fine print? Marriage not all it’s cracked up to be? That gym…

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Why Am I Blogging?

April 30, 2016
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  Words continue to confuse me. When I write for my blog, I am blogging. When I write a book, I’m not booking. I’m writing. When I write an article, I’m not articling. I’m writing. When…

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Tumultuous Toity Terrain

April 29, 2016
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Someone recently asked Donald Trump about his stance on…bathrooms. If you ask me, two important issues that are consistently overlooked by the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD are bathroom use and overdue library books. His…

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Driving Miss Sleazy

April 28, 2016
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If you are a Miss or Mrs. in Saudi Arabia, you are not allowed to drive. WOW! To quote the Deputy Crown Prince (of darkness), “The community is not convinced about women driving.” In English…

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The Walking Death of Logic

April 25, 2016
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I peppered him with questions about the dead. Logical questions, I thought, as I teased my lips with a too-hot pumpkin latte. I was friend-chatting and we were talking the hit show The Walking Dead.…

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Bernie Phone Home

April 16, 2016
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Is Bernie Sanders human? Or E.T.? Or, did Bernie Sanders have a bastard son with a turtle? Very important questions, considering he’s running for the highest office in the land.     PFHardieI am a…

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Trojan Sandwich

April 12, 2016
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Today, April 12, 2016, is National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day. To some, like me and your average man, it’s also called I Wish I Knew How to Make Something Else Day. Or, Can I Reduce…

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Game of Thrones: Help Wanted

April 11, 2016
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As I watch more Game of Thrones, I wonder what kind of job I would want in that world. I mean, if King of the Iron Throne was already taken. Running the whore house would…

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