The Tired Chicken
It was to be the uber-supper. The Last Supper? Not so grandiose I guess, but important things were on the line – like my job. The home-visit-from-the-boss supper. Need I say more? The slow roast […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
What a Bright Idea
When someone has a bright idea why do we stick a light bulb above their head? Why are great ideas even bright at all? Have no bright ideas ever taken place in the dark? What about the development […]
Dying to Tell
Apologies for repeating that boring old adage, but here it is: There are only two certainties in life, death and taxes. If you’re as good as I am at NOT making money then paying taxes […]
Sugarcaine
The world is full of so many studies that I’m starting to think the universe is a product of some frightening experiment that went horribly wrong. The latest: Health nuts, ahhemm, professionals, tell us sugar […]
The Ultimate Selfie
Why hasn’t God taken a selfie yet? Everyone else is doing it. The great thing about His selfie is that He doesn’t need special lights and hanging white backgrounds to look good. […]
Background Check
When police stop you in your car and do a background check, can you still have a record? Maybe it should be a cd. But even that’s outdated. How about a thumb drive? “Wow, this […]
Carpe Yesterday
I need a new life philosophy, pronto! The old one, drink until everything seems awesome, doesn’t work anymore. I want something I can pull out of my back pocket to get me through those times […]
Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Depression
I’m glad the Weather Channel doesn’t report on my life every day. It’s a partly cloudy day for Mr. Hardie, with a major depression moving in this afternoon. He’s 53 but that will feel like 98 […]