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Is your self-esteem a little too positive? Why not try golf?

July 14, 2015
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Is your self-esteem a little too positive? Why not try golf?

When I’m feeling a little too good about myself – a little too self-assured – nothing brings me back down to earth, to my normal state of self-loathing and despair, like five hours of nonstop…

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The case against marriage equality for left-handed people

July 7, 2015
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The case against marriage equality for left-handed people

It’s time patriotic, flag-waving Americans stand up for our God-given right to oppose any minority group that makes us feel slightly uncomfortable. The time is now to raise arms – and legs – against the…

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America is the greatest nation on earth – In your FACE, Denmark

June 30, 2015
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America is the greatest nation on earth – In your FACE, Denmark

On July 4th, we will once again celebrate our independence from the tyranny of England. Those British monarchs can be so oppressive. If it were up to Queen Elizabeth, we’d all be forced to drink…

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Try PLACEBOLAX, the exciting new miracle weight loss cure. Start losing it all today!

June 23, 2015
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Try PLACEBOLAX, the exciting new miracle weight loss cure. Start losing it all today!

Introducing Placebolax® – from SCAMCO – the company that brought you the (not-quite-FDA-approved) sleep interrupter device Miracle Snore and Eye Can See, the popular battery-operated do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit. Try Placebolax today and you’ll…

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A letter to our wives: Thank you for the wonderful Father’s Day gifts

June 16, 2015
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A letter to our wives: Thank you for the wonderful Father’s Day gifts

From all of us loving husbands, Dear Sweetie, Honey, Darling, Angel, Punkin, Cutie Pie, Snuggle Bunny, Sweet Cakes, or in the case of Mrs. Eunice McCutchen of Big Butte, South Dakota, You Old Ball &…

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Fifty Shades of White

June 9, 2015
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Fifty Shades of White

When I was first learning how to color in 1st grade, my art teacher taught us about red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white. Pretty much all the colors I’ve needed ever since.…

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Mission Impossible: My brave escape from an Escape Room

June 2, 2015
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Mission Impossible: My brave escape from an Escape Room

Last weekend I did something new and different. I tried a new adventure called an Escape Room. For the uninitiated, escape rooms are the latest fad activity in which they lock 8 to 14 people…

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Stressed out meditation

May 26, 2015
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Stressed out meditation

Life is stressful. So, I recently purchased a meditation CD. But I’m not sure it’s helping. Take a listen and tell me what you think. Welcome to this audio relaxation program. Over the next 20…

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So you’re having a yard sale. How much do you want for your LP, Leonard Nimoy sings his Favorite Trekkie Christmas songs?

May 19, 2015
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So you’re having a yard sale. How much do you want for your LP, Leonard Nimoy sings his Favorite Trekkie Christmas songs?

If you ask me, springtime is synonymous with yard sales. All over America, moms are clearing out their overstuffed closets, getting rid of old, worthless junk. And I’m not just talking about their husbands lying…

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So you think you know Canada, eh? Seven myths about our neighbors to the north

May 12, 2015
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So you think you know Canada, eh? Seven myths about our neighbors to the north

The United States shares a border with its neighbor to the north, Canada, that’s 5,525 miles long – or if you happen to be Canadian, that’s 8,891 kilometers – not that anybody really uses kilometers,…

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