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I know that this makes me sound grumpy and whiny. However, sometimes I just LIKE to be grumpy and whiny vs. being snarky. I’m thirsty, I want to get home, I just need a quick […]
I know that this makes me sound grumpy and whiny. However, sometimes I just LIKE to be grumpy and whiny vs. being snarky. I’m thirsty, I want to get home, I just need a quick […]
This is a picture of the “Yellow Pages” or “Super Pages” or Yellow Book” or “Super Yellow Duper Book” or whatever they call that thing people used to use to find phone numbers of […]
Ok, before ya call me an anti-motorcycle Jagoff, here are a few things: 1) I don’t do motorcycles (too many days in EMS scraping riders up off the pavement) but I am not like an ex-smoker […]
I’m running to the kid’s hockey game. We’re late, of course, and once again we’re gonna eat healthy – at an ice-rink SNACK SHOP! The kid goes to the locker room and the rest of us get ready to dine […]
I was walking around in an unfamiliar hotel room and just ASSUMED that I could navigate it, in the dark without my glasses and lights. I was wrong. CRUNCH….outta no where I banged my […]
Lent is to help Catholics cleanse their minds, hearts and souls of inequities so that they can focus on the resurrection of Jesus which is celebrated on Easter Sunday. So here’s a time line: (note: I […]
It seems like everywhere I drive, this time of year, there’s someone who has sold their soul to dress as the Statue of Liberty and stand on a street corner or in the middle of […]
Doing a little something different this week… a VIDEO! I am yakkin’ with The Deadliest Catch’s, and Pittsburgh, PA native, Captain Wild Bill! Can I be his next greenhorn on the Cape Caution? How […]
A huuuuuge Jagoff pet peeve here… mall parking! I would just love to approach this driver. And if I did, here’s how I envision the driver responding: “Wait! What are those white things on […]
I spent the past 2 days being sick. Given that, I have determined that there should be a law about making medication packages easier to open. Below is what I wrote while I was […]