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Self-Serve Gas Pumping Jagoff Thingy

January 30, 2014
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Self-Serve Gas Pumping Jagoff Thingy

Some days you’re in that kind of mood when EVERYTHING  and EVERYBODY is a jagoff. Including the gas pump at the local self-serve station. As civilized humans, we expect a few basic things out of life: 1)…

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Who’s At Lunch When You Run Out On Your Lunch Hour For Something??

January 23, 2014
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Who’s At Lunch When You Run Out On Your Lunch Hour For Something??

SCENARIO: You’re at work. Lunch hour is coming up and you are going to run an errand during lunch hour. Today, it involves  finally getting the time to have that blood test stuff done that…

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A True Soda Jerk… I Mean Jagoff

January 16, 2014
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A True Soda Jerk… I Mean Jagoff

This can happen anywhere you find a “free refills” soda fountain. We just happened to have this happen at an Arby’s and didn’t have the guts to click a pic of the person who we’re…

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DIY Home Project Jagoffery

January 9, 2014
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DIY Home Project Jagoffery

The picture above details exactly what the caliber of my around-the-house handyman skills are.  Which lead me to a weekend of multiple stops at hardware stores with iPhone photos of my situation, a plastic grocery…

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Those Produce/Bakery Plastic Bags

January 2, 2014
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Those Produce/Bakery Plastic Bags

I have heard in the past about, “Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets YOU!”  But it seems that every time, and I mean EVERY TIME, I try and bag…

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Those Bathroom Waving Things

December 26, 2013
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Those Bathroom Waving Things

I have “issues” with taking a sit-down in public restrooms.   I am no primadonna.  I just have issues and, when the need arises on a roadtrip, I have to seek out a clean, name brand hotel for a…

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Business Owner Annoyed By Christmas Bell

December 19, 2013
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Business Owner Annoyed By Christmas Bell

  Yep… you read that right!!  A business owner, just east of Pittsburgh, PA was annoyed by the Salvation Army bell ringing. The Salvation Army was contacted today, after a business owner in the plaza…

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Airport Baggage Claim Jagoffs

December 12, 2013
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Airport Baggage Claim Jagoffs

At the airport baggage claim, why do people have to stand right at the edge of the conveyor belt in the way of EVERYONE ELSE who is trying to pick up their bags? Can’t these people see their homemade curly-glittery-red-ribbon handle markers from…

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The New Squeegee Car Wash Method – While EVERYONE Waits!

December 5, 2013
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The New Squeegee Car Wash Method – While EVERYONE Waits!

It is HARD to tell what’s going on in this picture at a local gas/sandwich/terrible microwave burrito chain.  Out of all of the “Gas Station Jagoffs.” this one MIGHT just be the champeeeeeen. Here’s the…

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Frustrations of Self Serve Gas

November 27, 2013
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Frustrations of Self Serve Gas

When I’m getting gas, I’m usually in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago!  Then, I…

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