My girlfriend wants me to change, but she doesn’t understand that to get that hipster smell, I have to wear the same clothes for a week.
…this is going to make stalking SO much easier. Now all I have to do is quick-snap a photo of that hot barista or the equally attractive patrons, add it to my Mobile Uploads folder, […]
Heroin addicts aren’t good for much, but they’re the ones to ask if you want to find a needle in a haystack.
I haven’t always been known as Joseph Boxer. Truth be told, I have a more informal name. You see, I used to work for Corporate America, a professional pusher of papers, I wasn’t just a […]
My wife and kids had a yard sale and lemonade stand, and my 7-year-old daughter decided to hawk her artwork under a “meet the artist” sign. I bought one of her reproductions for 25 cents. […]
So the “Palin Papers” have been released, and now people are no doubt feverishly sifting through them to find hilariously stupid things that she’s written. But I must caution everyone that it’s going to be […]
Sarah Palin cast doubt today on the idea that the Unites States Government interred Japanese-Americans in concentration camps during World War II. She said that this is “the greatest nation in the world” and that […]
The State of Alaska has finally released more than 24,000 pages of documents including e-mails from Sarah Palin’s official and private accounts. Early reports suggest that within the 24,000 pages there are 28 correctly spelled […]
When I was a kid, I used to play chess with my dad, and he would beat me all the time, because he had a bad temper, and he drank too much. My mom just […]
The State of Alaska is releasing more than 24,000 pages of emails from Sarah Palin from her first two years in office as governor of Alaska. I heard the first 10,000 pages were emails from […]