The Tea Partyers are waiting for the rapture. I sort of hope it happens – then the world becomes a nicer place.
The other day I saw a sign on the door of my bank that read, “No Dogs Allowed — Seeing Eye Dogs Exempted.” Who is this sign for?
I’ve thought all this time that Republicans constantly attack education because they hate knowledge. Then I realized that this is the only valid strategy ensuring possible voters.
Is there no one else bothered by the fact that the Pope wears ruby red slippers? But his dress is too long to see if he’s wearing black and white striped leggings…
Cher turned 65 today. She doesn’t look a day over “What the fuck?”
Enhanced interrogation will never work on me cause I was raised by my parents.
Is robbing a bank really such a crime?
Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though.
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