Sarah Palin says she has “fire in the belly” for a 2012 run. But her mind remains fire retardant.
There was a show on TV about “The Lost Gospels”. If only they had lost the rest of them, too.
I saw that after that tornado killed about 200 people and left thousands homeless, there was a cross left standing in the ruins of a church. So I guess that proves Jesus is real or […]
I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking.
Harold Camping announces new doomsday date, but says good time to buy in the stock market.
NATIONAL VEGETARIAN WEEK. Or as they say in Texas, “More Meat for Me Week.”
Harold Camping is a genius. He purposely got the rapture date wrong, so you can be grateful to be alive, even on a Monday.
So I see that the author of “You Light Up My Life” has killed himself. That’s just one guy. I’m more interested in how many listeners did the same.
The rapture happened, but nobody left. I guess the NFL isn’t the only one with a lock out.
Last night we had a Taco Party at our house. Some of our friends had the wrong idea and it was awkward. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with all those […]