Category: Fiction
The Other St. Paddy’s Day Fails
When you think of Saint Patrick’s Day fails, you usually picture some drunk guy dressed all in green doing something he’ll regret when pictures of his night out hit the internet. There are plenty of […]
Tax Code Found to Be Safe Yet Potent Aphrodisiac
WASHINGTON, D.C. It’s getting close to tax time, and across the nation women are nursing two-month-old babies they delivered in January. “You are the cutest widdle $3,200 deduction from ordinary income mommy’s ever seen!” […]
My ideal reincarnation………
I wish to reincarnate as this beautiful, talented woman And this is her dad…………the guy lighting Holly Golightly’s cigarette……… Then she was married to this guy… And now she’s married […]
That “UN-Leveled” Restaurant Table
You sit down at a table, hoping for good food, good service, good times aaaaaand then….. the table rocks because one of the leveling pegs is missing or too short. Which leads us to one […]
Moi et La Vache Qui Rit
I have generally found that, if you are in quest of some certain escape from Philistines of whatsoever class—sheriff-officers, bores, no matter what—the surest refuge is to be found amongst hedgerows and fields, amongst cows. […]
Might As Well Get High and Tax It
My home state of Ohio is now a step closer to becoming the fifth state to legalize marijuana. More than 300,000 signatures are needed to put an amendment to a vote in November which if […]