Category: Fiction
A Raider By Any Other Name
I just read and I quote: “Indiana Gov. Mike Pence on Thursday signed into law revisions in the state’s divisive Religious Freedom Restoration Act aimed at removing fears that it would allow businesses to discriminate […]
TGIF With a Big-Balled Yogurt-Eating Mouse
In an experiment at MIT mice fed yogurt as compared to junk food developed luxuriantly thicker fur and bigger testicles that they projected outwards, giving them an air of “mouse swagger.” Scientific American It’s […]
The Final Say
Jill Y and I had a disagreement of sorts. She said the mustache of Tom Selleck wasn’t the coolest of the things. After a couple of months, things began to calm down but not before […]
Why We Have Golf
When I was a teenager my dad and I used to occasionally play golf. Dad took the game seriously and was quite good at it. I, on the other hand, was a total hack. One […]
All That and a Bag of No-Chips
Just in case you don’t understand what the Jagoff-estrator markings are highlighting, those are micro-tortilla chip particles… so small that they wouldn’t even make a good bowl of Tortilla-Chip-Cereal if you wanted to. But, someone […]
Asses Behind LGBT Boycott in Indiana?
The Ladies Golf and Bridge Tournament (LGBT) is seeking a new home after being blackballed by the town of Mental Narrows, Indiana. The trouble began when one of the tournament’s competitors suffered an injury and […]
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