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CHICAGO. Facing a run-off in his first bid for re-election, Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel took a major step to repair his abrasive image by sending a dead fish to his opponent, Jesus “Chuy” Garcia. “This is a friendly […]
A group of GOP senators recently sent an “open letter” to the leaders of Iran. The letter warned that any nuclear weapons deal being negotiated by President Obama and leaders of other countries could be […]
BS: Sisyphus declined the invitation to come sit in our posh HumorOutcasts studio for this interview, so we met with him on a steep hill in Tartarus while he stayed vigorously engaged in his usual […]
Oh and dont let me tell u about TAXES! Did you know that it is NOT a law that you HAVE TO PAY TAXES? Wow..hold up..droppin 2 much knowledge.” Twitter tweet from “professional bisexual” […]
Restrooms in a Muncie, Indiana Walmart have been shut down because an employee discovered an active Meth lab inside. It seems the one and only observant Walmart employee found the illicit drug lab after he […]
When people learn that I once taught driver education to teenagers, they usually ask some variant of the question “Did you ever come close to dying?” I ignore the one terrifying instance where a student […]
Apologizing is as old as mankind. The very first recorded apology took place in the Garden of Eden, when Eve apologized to Adam for goading him into taking a bite out of the apple. An […]
(Upon the poet learning that his cats had chased off a pack of coyotes) You wish for assistance? No, my cousin Okie. If we die, it is our master’s loss, But if we live, the […]