I Am Running For President!
Running for President as a conservative is a lot like dodging roadkill on a busy two-lane highway. You can’t veer left, which guarantees certain death. So you’re forced to swerve hard to the right, but […]
Category: Fiction
Yakkin’ With YaJagoff – Garth Brooks
It’s Wednesday….Time for Yakkin’ With YaJagoff! We are yakkin with Garth Brooks during his birthday weekend in Pittsburgh [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D77P2Ef4-KY] Want to see the entire press conference unedited? Click the Garth Pic below. Please use the […]
States Move to Ban Makeup Application While Driving
LEOMINSTER, Mass. Cheryl Lynne Pettrucelli is running late for work, and so she has shifted into high gear in her efforts to make herself look presentable by the time she reaches her employer, Micro-Precision Tools. […]
Schools Find Emphasis on Risk-Taking Often Backfires
SAN DORITO, California. Students at this modern high school sixty miles north of Los Angeles perennially achieve high test scores on standardized exams, a fact that has caused educators around the state to try to […]
My imaginary son is rarely grounded.
My imaginary son sometimes forgets that he has an older brother or maybe even a younger brother or a big sister or maybe even a smaller sister. What I’m trying to say is that he […]
For Lost Pepsi Generation, Not a Lot Left to Live
NEW YORK. On the surface, Amelie Bernard seems content enough as the 68-year old widow sits alone in her Bleecker Street apartment surrounded by memorabilia from her youth. “We were young, we were in love […]
Black and Blue Dress Mystery Solved
Is it black and blue? Is it gold and white? It’s neither. It’s blurry and gray through my tear drenched eyes hoping it has reached its 15-minutes of social media fame! However, in my mind’s […]
Things Are Changing So Fast
I doubt that humans and chimpanzees knew what was happening five million years ago. Humans were pulling ahead due to the benefits of harnessing fire and the group-bonding advantages of dick jokes. But neither group […]