A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life Excerpt
Toys, Tennis Balls and Games If you are a puppy, you will think everything from shoes to socks to toilet paper are toys. But the sad truth is NONE of these are toys, and if […]
Category: Fiction
The Irrefutable Difference between Dogs and Cats
Let me start by saying I love dogs. I’m also one of the few dog lovers who love cats. In a utopian society both species would happily coexist with one another. However, in reality their […]
The Cat Sitting Caper
Madam rang this morning to report that she needed my advice. Truthfully, she probably just wanted to vent. It seemed that her First Born had embarked on an Alaskan tour a few days ago and left […]
When Glutens Run Free
Where do glutens go when they set them free? This, of late, has been a mystery to me. Is there a gluten preserve out in the Great Plains? I’m being serious—can someone explain? I imagine […]
Moore Versus Eastwood: The Sniping Continues
The controversy surrounding the film American Sniper continued today when director Michael Moore confirmed to The Daily Mail that Clint Eastwood had previously threatened his life. The incident occurred in 2005 at an awards ceremony […]
Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5
There are times when real life is funnier than fiction. I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies: Lady #1: (fumbling in her […]
Romney Hires Sincerity Consultant as He Mulls 2016 Run
LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE, N.H. Chastened by his 2012 loss to Barack Obama but prepared to learn from his mistakes, former Massachusetts Governor Willard “Mitt” Romney huddled last night with high-priced consultants as he considers a third run at the […]
Taking Advice From Satan
The other day I stumbled across a video of a 2012 speech given by the current Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. Yeah, I know, I need to get a life. That or find […]