Class Dismissed!
Remember being a kid and trying to get out of school? You had zero options. You’d lie in bed coughing theatrically while telling Mom you were sick. But she’d just feel your forehead and then […]
Category: Fiction
The Recipe of Happiness
Let this be a lesson of hope. Never be afraid to dream big for fear of being let down. Always aim for the stars and one day, you too might just find your very own Kit Kat […]
Company Forced to Dispose of Thousands of Unsold Science-Themed Shirts for Girls
Cool Science Products has been forced to take a large financial loss in Q3 largely due to a failed initiative which targeted girls with science-themed apparel. For years, the company has made science-themed apparel mainly […]
The Recipe for Tasteful Murders: Q & A with Candace C. Bowen
We excerpted Tasteful Murders, a fun and frightening anthology, and this book kicked off our Humor Meets Horror Month on Humoroutcasts.com. Since the response was so enthusiastic, we thought we would do a Q & […]
Scientists to Call Time on Global Warming Hoax
The world scientists who spend most of their time playing practical jokes on humanity have announced that they are bringing down the curtain on their global warming hoax. “If you look at great shows like […]
Travels In The Second World
All plans (even the best thought-out ones) always have a flaw. For instance, they say that to reduce anxiety during public speaking you should imagine the audience members being naked. Yeah, that’s really gonna help when you’re […]
The Wheels on the Chair go round and round….
Wheelchairs break. To fix them, you call a wheelchair repair guy. The first time I did this, it was because the joy stick was not working properly. “Hi, this is the repairman. I’m at the apartment.” […]
A Modern Rejection of a Classic Novel
Bram Stoker’s classic novel Dracula was published in 1897, thus beginning our love affair with literary, and eventually cinematic, vampires. It’s a good thing Bram’s book was the first of its kind published because his […]
All in good time.
Jill Y and I were at a parent/teacher meeting with our imaginary son. Nobody knows exactly how or exactly why Jill Y breaks every clock that she comes into contact with but break them she […]