Why You Should Get Rid of Your iPhone 5s Immediately
One of the most pressing issues of recent weeks is, now that the iPhone 6 has been released, what should you do with your worthless piece of garbage iPhone 5s? Who cares? Just as long […]
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Read? Watch A Movie? Nope, It’s Time To Groom
I must not be the brightest bulb in the shed. I’ve always thought the purpose of that little tray that folds down from the seat in front of you on an airplane was for holding […]
Nationhood for Congress? Vote Aye!
Should the US Congress become an independent country? In the wake of the historic vote in Scotland on whether or not to leave the United Kingdom and opt for self rule, conferring the same status on the US Congress […]
Forced To Choose Between A Wedding And Football? No More.
The other day I read an article on how college football poses a dilemma for brides and grooms in states where college football reigns supreme. Apparently, scheduling a Saturday wedding between August and December is […]
Calling All Undo-It-Yourselfers. Cast Off Your Shame and Join Us
There it goes again, the shriek of a buzz saw. My neighbor can’t stop himself. I swear he can’t go more than a day without cutting, hammering, puncturing, screwing, or smashing something. He’s driven by […]
WHO STOLE MY PERIOD?
I was the last girl in my group of friends to get my period. I was also in a training bra longer than most of the female population in North America. I could never catch […]
Fake Trainers
Sometimes it’s hard to know what trainers to get. I don’t go in for all those designer label things that the sports personalities tell you to get because they cost an arm and a mortgage. […]
Worlds Dumbest Criminal Resume & Cover Letter
Finding work when you’re a petty criminal can be difficult! That’s why you need help from Dumbass Resume Writers. We help you by taking all your special talents and experience and writing a personalized cover […]
The Chicago Cubs, the Greatest Threat to World Peace
The greatest threat to world peace is the Chicago Cubs. They last won a world series in 1908. Since then America has fought two world wars, and other wars while not as big as these […]