It’s True, You Can’t Really Go Home Again
It’s been said that you can never go home again, because your hometown will inevitably change during your absence. If this bothers you, just imagine being a forest critter who comes back to the lovely […]
Category: Fiction
Cell Phone Voice Mail Prompts in 2014?
So you call someone’s cell phone. The person you are calling doesn’t answer. You get a voice mail message that says, “Hi, you’ve reached…” or “Hi, this is (insert name here) I’m not able to blah, blah, […]
Why Smart People Tell Us To Lean In (And Not Back)
I’m not sure why you’d buy a patio chair at a store called Christmas Tree Shops. A patio chair, which evokes balmy summer evenings on the deck out back, has nothing to do with a […]
First Visit
I can understand why people freaked out over the Affordable Care Act. Duped by a doomsaying media, some people thought what they saw on TV was actually about health-care itself, and not primarily an attempt […]
The Wise, Worldly Words of Sugartastic Daddy John.
When I first set eyes on Jill Y, I knew she was the one for me and when she didn’t take out a restraining order against me, it just proved how different she was to […]
Burmese Cake, Burma Shave, and the Cuban Missile Crisis
Burmese Dessert SEMOLINA CAKE (sanwin makin) INGREDIENTS 1 16-ounce can coconut cream or 2 14-ounces cans coconut milk. 3 eggs 2 tablespoons sesame seeds 1 cup semolina or cream of wheat 1 cup sugar ¼ […]
Thirsty Dave’s favorite author is Brett Yeaston Ellis.
Thirsty Dave is a man of savage intellect and that’s for sure. We tracked his lineage to the days of early, thirsty man. Honest to the core, his people shun the way of the lie. […]